Saturday 24 April 2010

Beware if you are an "ordinary voter"

Gordon is changing his Election strategy. He has decided that meeting groups of Labour activists and die-hard Labour supporters is not working. Rumour has it that he has somehow even managed to change the voting intentions of these groups.

He is now going to move on and meet more people in the "ordinary voter" category.

You will probably want to avoid being accosted by Gordon and here a few tips.

1. Do not go near or enter a marginal constituency.
2. Act on the safe-side, don't talk to anyone with a Scottish accent
3. Wear a Blue Vote for Change T-Shirt
4. If you overhear anyone saying "How old are you? It's nice here" over and over again - just run
5. Don't call any "phone-in" shows at local radio stations - GB might answer the phone

Daily Mail, 24 Apr 2010. Pages 6 - 7




Daily Mail
24 Apr 2010